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Joke of the Day
"My other calendar is a packet of birth control pills."
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"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"
"The ISIS have recruited a new rapper... They're calling him the real Islam shady!"
"I hate when a grocery clerk judges you for what you put on the checkout belt. I found that dead cat behind YOUR store & now I want to buy it"
"Me: hope ur soccer team wins the great fork American: What Me: the good plate American: the super bowl Me: i knew it was a kitchen something"
"Why did your mom tip the delivery boy? She wanted a pizza dat ass."
"I overheard a friend telling his pal ""I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."" ""What is she doing?"" the pal asks. ""Waiting for me to get home."""
"Whats the difference between Gabrielle Giffords and her husband....... Her husband flies in a bullet whereas bullets fly in to her.... too soon?"
"Why does wonder woman fly? Because she can't drive for sh*t."
"""Half a dozen"" because saying '6' is way too long... >_<"