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Joke of the Day

"People who say ""I hate to bother you"" need to learn to hate it a little bit more."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get Jalapeno business."

"I'm sitting here watching this married couple argue in this restaurant. Then their 8 year old says ""oh great, dinner and a show."" Priceless."

"Professional liars Haven't done an honest days work in their life"

"Was giving a door counselling. We didn't get anywhere at first but he soon opened up to me."

"I told my boss I couldn't come into work because my anal glaucoma was acting up. I just couldn't see my ass there."

"A blind guy walks into a bar... Then a table, a chair..."

"Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math? AlgeBRUH!"

"Finding Nemo 2? I swear, if that kid gets lost again Finding Nemo 3 better be where child services locks the dad up for extreme negligence."

"A Roman walks into a bar........ .....holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers, please!"""