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Joke of the Day

"Dad tell me a joke[nsfw] ""Hey dad tell me a joke"" Dad:""Pussy"" Son:""I don't get it"" Dad:""I know hahahaha"""

"Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom."

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? Carlos"

"Doctor, can you have a look at my penis... Doctor: I don't see anything wrong with it? I know it's magnificent isn't it?"

"Damn, i got hit with the ""we need to talk"" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention."

"Jon Snow ask a wildlings how to have.. sex. she said , you know nothing jon snow."

"My friend gave me an epipen in his last moments He printed it himself and it seemed very important to hi- wait why did the cops just pull up in front of the house"

"What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels."

"You know you're a bad driver when your GPS tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""

"Interviewer: It says here on your resume you can make chicks laugh, how? Me [holding a chick in my hand & tickling it]: I'm a miracle worker"