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Joke of the Day
"Raise your right hand if you were home schooled. No, your other right hand."
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"Einstein quietly lays in bed next to a obviously disappointed partner.. After a few minutes of awkward silence he turns to her and says, ""You see, it was fast to you..."""
"My life these days is basically the ""before"" segment of an infomercial for a revolutionary new mop."
"What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix? An untenable situation"
"Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries in Teen Girls... This is easily explained by the fact that they spend less time on their knees, and more time on their backs."
"What's your father's name? Teacher: What's your father's name? Kid: Joke!! Teacher: (irritatingly) are you kidding? kid: Nopes, he's my brother, I am joking!!"
"What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman? Your place or mine"
"What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand? A leprachaun's undivided attention."
"LEGAL JARGON! Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!"
"my book club evolved into a fight club so gradually I almost didn't notice"