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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there?"
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"What is a nitrate? It is much cheaper than a day rate."
"I know I have 19 items in the 15 items or less isle, but I'm pretty sure the tampons, painkillers, cheesecake and tequila count as one item."
"Did you hear about the auntie who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster? She kept popping out of bed"
"What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? Garden hose."
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"God I hate Mayweather it was like 90 degrees yesterday"
"Say what you will about the Democratic debate... but Hillary Clinton didn't refer to the size of her penis."
"What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick? It doesn't matter where you drop them off."
"You guys have been the worst hostages I've ever used, hands down. *everyone lowers their hands* GODDAMN IT!!"