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Joke of the Day
"I saw some guy hitting on a girl the other day... I think it was Mayweather"
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"People keep telling me to start thinking for myself... I'm not sure what they want me to think about."
"My girlfriend acts like a 14 year old in bed Even though she is 12"
"In a village full of hipsters no one ever lied. Because hips don't lie."
"Disney to remake Jungle Book as Jungle eReader."
"Having sex on when your so is on her period isn't funny. You guys are just bloody dickheads."
"MAYOR'S TIP: before you spend 20 minutes blowing an air mattress, make sure it's really an air mattress, and not Gary hiding under a blanket"
"A horse walks into a bar. The other customers promptly get up and leave, seeing the potential danger in the situation"
"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."
"What is the difference between a man and a cat? One eats a lot, is lazy and doesnt care who brings the food. The other is a pet."