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Joke of the Day
"In a village full of hipsters no one ever lied. Because hips don't lie."
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"I just finished reading a book about preventing skin injuries and burns... The author classified the book as ""non-friction"""
"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""
"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. *""For I did not speak of my own Accord""* (John 12:49)"
"What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee? Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee."
"Did you guys hear about the murderer who stole a train in Mexico? They say he had a loco motive."
"Chicken Crossing Joke Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To show the deer how to do it."
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."
"Why are gay people bad liars? They can't keep a straight face"
"4-year-old: Tell me a scary story! Me: One time little people popped out of your mom and they never stopped asking questions. 4: Why?"