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Joke of the Day

"MAYOR'S TIP: before you spend 20 minutes blowing an air mattress, make sure it's really an air mattress, and not Gary hiding under a blanket"

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide."

"Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half."

"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"

"So i found a new clickbait technique. So did you."

"When life hands you melons, make sure you squeeze them fast before you get slapped."

"yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!"

"Apparently even if you delete the drunk text messages you sent last night from your phone, the other person can still see them."

"What's the difference between a joke and a religion? Jokes are rarely offered as an excuse for civilised people to kill other people."