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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. The other customers promptly get up and leave, seeing the potential danger in the situation"

"How do you endanger the fly species? Slap an African child."

"You can't live on Cheetos and Oreos alone. But God knows I've tried."

"Someone stole your tiny Stradivarius? Aw, poor baby, I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you. It's, uh, a different one. Gotta go."

"What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs"

"What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business."

"Did you know that there is a little lonely man inside automatic towel dispensers that gives you a towel because he's happy you waved to him?"

"Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs? Because only the top 1% can stay above water."

"A plant goes to a university. It is a STEM major."

"What date is it today? Brasil/Germany Or Germany/Brasil in some countries."