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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."

"What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love? You cantelope!"

"A blind person walks in to a bar."

"If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes."

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's dead"

"11yo son just walked by. If Axe was a drug, I'd be stoned right now."

"What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth? Gladiator"

"They're working on a series in which Bob Odenkirk is the star... It's called Better Call Sol."

"*picks up the bagel again* sorry i gotta take this one *leaves office & talks on the bagel for 15 minutes solid*"

"Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account."