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Joke of the Day

"Having sex on when your so is on her period isn't funny. You guys are just bloody dickheads."

"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."

"When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days"

"If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself."

"What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? Drool."

"I killed a black guy.... I thought I would get arrest for murder, but I got arrest for impersonating a cop."

"Remember: whatever fun game you invent for your kids, you're going to have to play it 10,000 times"

"The Strongman by Everhard Muscles"

"Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"You could introduce a raccoon to a walrus as ""my Grandpa Steven,"" and neither would bat an eye. THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ANIMALS."