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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend acts like a 14 year old in bed Even though she is 12"
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"I don't know why this driver threw his hands up and asked what I was doing. I thought it was pretty clear I was cutting him off."
"Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white? Well, you want them to work, don't you?"
"black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... the bartender says ""where did you get that?"" parrot says ""africa, where else?"""
"How do cows move in groups? Si-MOO-taniously"
"What do you call a mollusk on a boat? A snailor"
"Executioner: any last words? Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch"
"I wanted some Lipo D energy drink, so I asked Gary Johnson if knew where I could find some. He asked me back... What's a lipo?"
"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time!"
"All of the food in my fridge is on my to-poo list."