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Joke of the Day
"I had my photo taken with REM yesterday. That's me in the corner."
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"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3. 2 to die and 1 to never get over it. Heard while playing Arkham Knight"
"Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls."
"*Rides off into sunset* *forgets mobile* *Rides back*"
"Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road."
"There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head."
"[coming through customs] Okay Sir 1 last thing before we're done. Is there anything you'd like to declare? *slams passport* ""I've had sex."""
"I bought a new boomerang... but I couldn't throw away my old one."
"What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?Never lick the spoon."
"To all you ladder manufacturers, I got something to tell you. Step it up!"