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Joke of the Day

"[coming through customs] Okay Sir 1 last thing before we're done. Is there anything you'd like to declare? *slams passport* ""I've had sex."""

"I went to China and couldn't find a single Catholic church... I guess they must have heard about the ""One-child only"" policy"

"My son wanted to go to Disney, but I told him little boys who ruin marriages don't go to Disney."

"They say in 1990 a vagina almost took Bill Clinton down Now it looks like a weiner may take Hillary"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass. hey-yo!"

"Abraham Lincoln. The reason I now have to hire a dishwasher instead of buying one."

"Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!"""

"single because i didn't forward that chain mail in 2008"

"Peace in the Middle East, bruh! Hah, yah right..."

"who many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? two. one to screw in the bulb and and to hold the cock, LADDER!"