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"Did you hear that the French President is getting divorced? Apparently he came home early and caught his wife surrendering to a German."
"""I found my charger!!"" - a love story"
"What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"Me: How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime? Dog: "
"I used to be a plastic surgeon. Which raised a few eyebrows. (Credits: Stewart Francis. Look him up, this guy is hilarious)"
"Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas? In a skeptic tank. --- (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious; feel free to suggest a better wording!)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !"
"Met a transexual lesbian at the bar He was a pretty normal guy."
"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"