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Joke of the Day
"Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road."
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"A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says ""what'll ya have"" Seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."
"Dear all bands: Not everyone in the band has to have a beard. Start with the drummer and if you still suck, just add beards as needed."
"Bollywood What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward? They think Cast is spelled with an e."
"My heart hurts when you're not around *buuurrrrpp* Never mind"
"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."
"A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside."
"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."
"missy the lost cat http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html"
"People always say that European Football will never make it big here in the states. But it seems like we really picked it up an ran with it."