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"To all you ladder manufacturers, I got something to tell you. Step it up!"
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"[NSFW] Next time you're constipated, just watch Fox News or CNN. They bother the shit out of everyone."
"I was offered sex today... with a 21 year old and all I had to do was re-post a joke. I, of course, declined."
"My superpower is predicting the exact day I'll need something that sat idle in a drawer for months so I can throw it away the day before."
"If Trump becomes president, I'm moving to Pakistan! hehehehe......"
"What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria? An applause...."
"Her eyes said no....... But my roofies said yes."
"What did Noah do with all the poop? Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/240xyy/brilliant_neil_degrasse_tyson_quote/ch2kcxl"
"Hi reddit, I'm a Japanese pearl diver! AMA."
"Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte!"