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Joke of the Day

"What do Catholics and Baptists have in common? Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store."

"Paul has a kid It's appalling"

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""

"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"

"Reddit TIFU... ...since she said she wanted to be on top."

"Just read ""The Three Musketeers,"" and it's true, the book is always better than the candy"

"Where do you find red eyed rodents? Hamsterdam!"

"My worst 3 subjects in school we're Math and English."

"How do you win a superbowl without cheating? I don't know, I'm a Patriots fan"

"Two blondes are having a conversation... Do you know that the black box of an airplane is actually orange! The other respond: OMG! So, it's not a box?!?"