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Joke of the Day
"Why was the skeleton alone at prom? Because he had no body to go with!"
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"I was asked earlier today to submit a 1,000 word essay. I thought, ""fcuk that"". So I just submitted a picture instead."
"I'm going on a vodka diet. Apparently you can lose 3 days in one week..."
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being *special*"
"A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B"
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin"
"Recently a female bank robber wasn't very successful She only got 77% of what a what a male would have."
"What was Hitlers favorite month? JEW LIE"
"Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!"
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of cunning stunts"