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Joke of the Day

"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."

"For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats."

"TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377.-2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :)"

"I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive... they insist that I go through with it."

"What is both a fruit and a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."

"What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !"

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."

"Report card day: The only day where double D's are a bad thing."

"What I say to someone who's being crabby: Clam down, I'm shore it'll be fine."

"What do you call a mexican cyclops? Juan Eye."