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Joke of the Day

"I want to start a club for unmarried professional women who want to meet other unmarried professional women and dance booty dances. We are gonna call it Nee Twerk."

"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."

"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick"

"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."

"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"

"Why did the U.S. invade Panama? Just Cause"

"For hire: Unemployed dwarf No job; too small"

"What part of your hand is the most salty? The NaCls"

"What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!"