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Joke of the Day

"Kids, make sure you learn how to use a protractor in case one day you're a teacher & have to show kids how to use a protractor."

"*uses Ouija board* NEW PHONE WHO DIS"

"How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar? Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in"

"Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar. Drake ducks."

"I'm hosting a benefit for people who struggle, to reach orgasm. Let me know if you can't come"

"Where is the best place to hide something? On the second page of Google search results."

"where are opie and anthony from? ethiopia"

"*Job interview* ""Im gonna need you to pee in this cup"" *hands boss full cup* ""Let's start the interview"" *boss just sips it the whole time*"

"Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil? Because he took the hypocritic oath"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet gets out of the chamber."