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Joke of the Day
"Why did the U.S. invade Panama? Just Cause"
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"Just found out my bank won't cash these so-called ""rain checks."" This is bullshit."
"There's only 3 blonde jokes... The rest are true stories."
"If I ever lose a hand I'll replace it with a single nunchuck on a chain"
"Today i felt like a giant mushroom I get kept in the dark and fed shite"
"What do mathematicians think about exponential functions? They're radical."
"Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I ""experimented"" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please"
"How does a black mother tell her children apart? She remembers them by their last names."
"So the square root of -1 is performing in a Broadway show Suddenly, an audience member stands up and shouts ""I'm sure everyone will agree that i could replace you!"""
"If you love someone, set them on fire. If they don't come back they aren't a phoenix and were completely useless to you anyway."