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Joke of the Day
"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""
Next Joke
"What did Casper say to his girlfriend? I love you, boo!!"
"Dyslexics are teople poo!"
"They say you will eat around 23 spiders in your life, but really you can eat as many as you want. Treat yourself, you deserve it."
"Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like ""this drug may cause severe sexiness"""
"Why are black people so good at sports? Hard work and dedication."
"What kind of vitamin does a pirate take? Vitamin sea."
"How to break up with someone: You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: Which one? You: ME. You: BYEEEE"
"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around."
"Why dont blind people skydive? because it scares the shit out of their dogs."