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Joke of the Day
"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""
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"In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing ""Duke"" sweatshirts are actual dukes"
"If you think about it, malls are really just bazaar."
"Damn, Girl, are you a rollercoaster? 'cause everyone is talking about the ride..."
"How do you discipline a pet rock? You hit rock bottom"
"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute the rooster says cockadoodledoo a prostitute says anycockwilldo"
"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Dwayne."" ""Dwayne who?"" ""Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"""
"Stevie Wonder has seven kids But I heard he never sees them."
"My heart hurts when you're not around *buuurrrrpp* Never mind"
"I have nothing positive to report. Except that roadside drug test."