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Joke of the Day

"I don't see the point of being a godmother if the kid refuses to kiss my ring. I mean, what the hell?"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven"

"What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green? A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth."

"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal, a dog. It's a pretty Shitzu"

"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow Redditor? [deleted] Why would you fall for this again?"

"The other day, an ex girlfriend of mine was hit by a bus near my house And I thought to myself ""that could've been me"" Then I remembered - I can't drive a bus"

"What's a pirate's favourite amino acid? Arrrginine"

"I don't want Harriet Tubman on my $20's I don't want them to be worth 3/5 of their value"

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? It's easy to make the same joke about 9/11."

"You know what would be ironic? If People were made of irons."