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Joke of the Day

"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMAN"

"How did the prostitute get a job at the zoo? They heard she could handle a cockatoo."

"Why did the snowman start smiling Because he saw the snow blower coming"

"What do you call a soda that's really sad? So Dapressed. I'll leave now."

"A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet? [removed]"

"Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner? 28"

"What's 18 inches long and never gets used? Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech."

"What do you get when you mix a prostitute and a midget? A little fuck"

"""And how's yer wife Pat?"" ""Sure she do be awful sick."" ""Is ut dangerous she is?"" ""No she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"""