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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow Redditor? [deleted] Why would you fall for this again?"
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"Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you ."
"My hands got into an argument last night One was right and the other left"
"Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend."
"What's wrong with 5 Clinton supporters driving a Cadillac off of a cliff? The car holds 6. (It also works for Trump supporters- try it!)"
"What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."
"Someone at the men's outfitter just called me 'MISS' on the phone... ... ehh at least I don't sound married!"
"[taking baby's shoes off & examining the soles] ""Oh look, completely clean. It's almost as if you were carried everywhere."""
"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? **Virgin Mobile**"