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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven"

"I'm at a bar in the United States and there's still a lot of white people who are way too confident with their dancing abilities."

"If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel."

"Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up."

"""Bartender, I'd like to buy that table of women debating their favorite season of The Bachelor a round of cats"""

"What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano? Answer: Tulips on an Organ."

"Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted."

"Why didn't the armless man get the joke? He just couldn't grasp it."

"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist"

"My wife really wanted a dog, so I bought her a pug. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her."