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Joke of the Day
"You know what would be ironic? If People were made of irons."
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"What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom? Don't worry baby, I'm sterile."
"Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill"
"The most toxic substances known to mankind. 1. Arsenic 2. Cyanide 3. Polonium 4. Mercury 5. The League of Legends community"
"TIFU by posting a joke online... You had already reddit."
"*tweet gets 3 rts* please no autographs"
"Cop: Have you been drinking sir? Me: Medium Double Quarter Pounder meal please. Cop: Step out of the vehicle. Me: Sprite."
"Always carry $100,000 cash on you at all times in case you ever feel like getting a sandwich from an airport."
"Want to hear a joke? Just talk out loud."
"Why did the junkie walk into the pet store? To buy some quack croakaine!"