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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? It's easy to make the same joke about 9/11."

"Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years... When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying ""because it's 2020""."

"I woke up with a horrible hangover today... I could have sworn she was beautiful last night."

"Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You."

"I don't want to sound ignorant, but if I can't understand something, then it's stupid and I hate it."

"""Ummmm..."" -Rope, while being tied into a noose"

"here is no straight way to wash a cucumber."

"Still waiting for #WTF! Friday where we all list people whose popularity is a mystery to us."

"What's Fozzy Bear's favorite city? Mil-wocka-wocka-waukee"

"No, takeout goes in the front seat. You sit in the back."