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Joke of the Day

"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."

"Once i did the ""is your dad a terrorist?, because you are a bomb.."" line to a muslim girl. Totally blew up in my face"

"""Enjoying your day off?"" - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas."

"You know what's better than being married? Everything."

"What do sea monsters like to eat? Fish and ships"

"I had reconstructive bone surgery It wasn't Humerus"

"Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble just the answers!"

"Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to? Santa. /cringe"

"Internet porn? When I grew up... ...it was hard to come by."

"Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50 Coca-Cola........ $1.99 Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless"