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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!"

"Poor Jared Fogle The prison Jared Fogle is housed in announced they were serving hot virgin Tom & Jerry's Christmas Day, imagine his disappointment."

"My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4."

"Today, I'm gonna dig up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy's gotten."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb Just juan"

"Jesus??? Nah, Vishnu is my copilot...he's got like 4 arms."

"Fun Fact If your parents never had children, chances are that neither will you."

"They say one in every 3 neighbors is a pedophile Thankfully there isn't one next to me... just 2 smoking hot 6 year olds."

"Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire? Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!"

"Sometimes during sex I accidentally say ""I love you too, brown paper bag smiley face."""