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Joke of the Day

"Osama Bin Laden had a stand up comedy special last night it bombed"

"I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada"

"Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat."

"Someone asked me to Deck the Halls, so I did. Mr and Mrs Hall were a bit miffed..."

"If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself."

"They're only 1 letter apart, but the difference between grapejuice & rapejuice is significant."

"My girlfriend said she won't miss the iPhone headphone jack as much as everyone. Said she goes to bed to another miniscule 3.5mm thing anyway."

"Q: Why did the baker bake more bread? A: He kneaded the dough."

"What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !"

"*navigation voice* BEAR TO THE RIGHT *gets eaten by bear*"