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Joke of the Day
"I saved a girl from getting Raped today ........... i changed my mind."
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"Q: ""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" A: ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""
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"A first grade teacher asks her students, ""What comes after 69?"" One student responds, ""Mouthwash"""
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