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Joke of the Day
"I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one"
Next Joke
"Waiter waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. So that's where they go to in the winter."
"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."
"What is a 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a period."
"I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory.. ..after all the extra hours I put in."
"My poor dog hates going to the vet. But he just won't die."
"Kinda scared for 2017 Because 2+0+1+7 is 10 - the exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 8 more"
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
"I bet when humans 1st learned to eat there were a lot of mishaps. ""Just tried the sand, Betty, probably a 2 out of 10. Don't eat the sand."""
"Adult films are lame. There's nothing about choosing insurance or retirement planning; it's all just a bunch of naked hugging."