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Joke of the Day

"So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. The horse unable to understand english, shits on the floor and leaves"

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""Unionize""."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye."

"What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture."

"Why does China care so much about money? They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'."

"A hipster walks into a bar... and says ""This place sucks now, it used to be better before all the hipsters took over."""

"why do sandwich fillings look weird ? Cos they're in bread"

"Thought about putting a diabetic joke but... Some people think they are insul'in"

"If you start a conversation with ""you're gonna say I'm crazy"" there's nothing I can do but to congratulate you on your clairvoyance."

"Got into a car accident with a mobile library before. I'm perfectly fine, but the police really threw the book at me."