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Joke of the Day

"So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. The horse unable to understand english, shits on the floor and leaves"

"Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles? *hands you a cat*"

"I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara. Whoops, wrong sub"

"How did the hipster burn his tounge? He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!"

"Sometimes I dance on my bed half naked & sing into my hairbrush.... and other days... I take my medication."

"Comment your best recent THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID Jokes of recent life situations"

"QWOP must be what it's like to run for autistic people."

"Tom Brady will be suspended from his balls"

"What is a Viking's favorite music? Ragnarock"

"What is 1000 laughs called? A gigglehert"