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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change anything"

"They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room. The police are looking into it."

"Got drunk and did my taxes, i am getting back 1 zillion dollars, 2 slaves, and somehow the state of Rhode Island, this can't be right."

"I'm sad because I don't have an Xbox. Someone console me."

"what is your dirtiest joke ever What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747."

"My wife gets crazy when it comes to sex. I've had it with her."

"I was just making a sandwich when I thought to myself, So, there is a downside to divorce'."

"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"

"How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way."

"You didn't have to say ""he's a male nurse."" When you said 'he' my psychic ability of gender discernment kicked in."