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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians? Comic Sans"
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"What do you call joke told by a duck? A wise quack."
"Cup of Tea According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her arse and say ""two sugars fatty""."
"If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!"
"Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I've got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens."
"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... ...they'll kill your dog."
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"
"Has anyone ever seen Matthew McConaughey and a statue made out of overcooked bacon in the same room together"
"Why did the disorganized suicide bomber's friends not like him? He was all over the place."
"How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb? They don't: They screw in a vacuum."