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Joke of the Day
"Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... ...they'll kill your dog."
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"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."
"Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there."
"What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig"
"I saw some nudity on TV last night... I just sat there shaking my fist. I was furious."
"What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called? Mardi grass."
"Yo mama so fat The hulk couldn't even lift her up"
"A Mexican magician says... ...that he'll disappear on the count of three. ""Uno... dos..."" **POOF!!** He disappeared without a tres."
"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""
"I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane. Until he hit the ground."