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Joke of the Day

"Just in case the FBI turns on my web cam, I've got a teeny tiny picture of Jimmy Hoffa taped to the lens."

"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"

"Life is Like a Buffet- Sure, there are some good ones, but most are sad and crappy, and eventually, they kick you out."

"I keep making jokes about SpaceX But none of them seem to land."

"What's the difference between a toilet and a sink? Titanic didn't toilet."

"Waiter there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !"

"I just did all the math and it turns out that girls have tweeted ""Sushi time!"" on 4,362,622,021 different occasions."

"Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them"

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"

"I took my first drug test today.. I only got 5 questions right."