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Joke of the Day
"What do you call joke told by a duck? A wise quack."
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"When someone tells me to give them a straight answer, I make sure I go out of my way to give them a really gay one."
"I'm pretty sure I have all of those countless hours spent playing Tetris to thank for my mad dishwasher loading skills."
"Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!"
"""You know how when birds fly in a V formation one side is always longer?"" ""Yeah. Why is that?"" ""There are more birds on that side."""
"Your parent's house: a place where even bad photos find their way into frames."
"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"
"What's the difference between Buddhism and porn? Buddha teaches not to fill a hole in yourself with material possesions."
"I'd tell you a lame joke about getting slightly wet But I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the retards house. **knock knock"