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Joke of the Day
"I went to the library today to get a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence?"
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"""Dude, you're getting a Dell!"" - Me pulling my spoiled unruly son out of the Apple Store"
"Witty title to catch your attention Hilarious original joke that will have you laughing for days"
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"Just breathe and eat a banana. Everything will be OK."
"[furiously trying to stir a stick of butter into a glass of milk] ""Don't you wish there was an easier way?"" [cut to carton of butter milk]"
"After 2 divorces, I gave up on that 'dream girl' shit long ago. At this point, if she has no outstanding warrants, I'll talk to her..."
"Having no tattoos in 2014, is like having tattoos in 1967."
"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck."