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Joke of the Day

"Someone told me that when there is a tornado, to hide in a location without windows. Such as a bathroom or basement. Replied that an Apple store would work as well."

"which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger"

"To all the US redditors, remember to set the clock back an hour on Sunday and not set the country back 50 years on Tuesday."

"One day Eddie Vedder and Bob Dylan got into an argument. nobody knows why."

"We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us."

"Knock knock Who's there? Probably a murderer because it's 2015 and a normal human being would just text ""here"""

"Whose elbows are ashier than everyone else's? The Jews."

"Did you hear about the awesome new Corey Hart cover of Sunglasses at Night? By Stevie Wonder."

"What do you get when you cross Rogaine with Viagra? Don King"

"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."