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Joke of the Day

"What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back into the wheelchair."

"What is a guy with ED favorite saying? I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!"

"There aren't that many casinos in Africa. Cause there are too many cheetahs. And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you."

"They say 'No news is good news,' but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy."

"Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy? He was too far out man!!"

"I like my sex like I like my barbeque, mesquite"

"A guy goes to a record store to pick up a Meshuggah CD... but he can't because it's too heavy."

"My girlfriend told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall"". I said Maybe!!"

"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny."

"I'm so glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones."