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Joke of the Day

"The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese"

"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"your mom is so fat that.. The whole U.S nation started this ""ur moms so fat"" joke exclusively because of her"

"When a relative asks me what I'm doing with my life, I tell more lies than a guy at a computer whose wife just asked him what he's doing."

"Why are women called bitches? Because they both run after sticks and balls."

"Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"

"What do you call a Mexican who has had his car stolen? Carlos"

"What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !"

"What do you call a Starving German Woman Faminenazi"

"I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick... She's still not talking to me :("