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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen that sexy taser? She's stunning."
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"[commercial for soup] Have you ever wanted to eat regular food only with water poured all over it? NARRATOR: SOUP"
"Conjunctivitis.com that's a site for sore eyes"
"Why do police ask to see your drinking license when they pull you over, but they call it a driver license like your bartender does before you can drink?"
"What did Hitler call his favorite piece of furniture? Mein Kampfy Chair"
"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo."
"A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherf*cker."
"How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"
"If you're not cheating on me, then why won't you let me install surveillance cameras in your house."
"the guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and Guinea pigs is all the same guy"