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Joke of the Day
"For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world. #mindblowing"
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"Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning."
"Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both swallow seamen."
"An NFL chuckler If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the Bucs, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called the Jags, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?"
"maybe babys cry bc theyve realized their potential for greatness decreases w/ each passing secomd until they die an old soul w/ lost dreams"
"I usually prefer buffets to a la carte restaurants. Someone once asked me if I enjoyed Italian restaurants, and I said, I prefer Italiacan restaurants."
"I'm not saying that girl's a slut... But she has touched more wieners than Heinz ketchup."
"What do you call a French pole vaulter? A Leap Frog"
"*Holds door for woman *Slams door in her boyfriend's face"
"Q: What do you say to an alien with two heads? A: Hello. Hello."