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Joke of the Day
"*Holds door for woman *Slams door in her boyfriend's face"
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"Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard? Per Ejemplo."
"This fat hate on reddit has been ridiculous lately. Come on, give them a break. They have enough on their plates already."
"Thanks iPhone autocorrect, I'm sure my dad wanted to know that I miss going on our weekend fisting trips."
"If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield."
"You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun."
"Did you hear Barnum and Bailey Circus is shutting down? They can't compete with American politics."
"Every time you make a typo the errorists win."
"What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear? Just a pair 'a normal pants."
"I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian"