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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both swallow seamen."
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"Realized woman behind me at self-checkout line was from DMV. Made her wait 4 hours for her turn. Revenge is sweet."
"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"
"Some pretty young girl just knocked on my door saying there was a Pokemon inside my house... I was all ""Nice try Chris Hansen..."""
"Why did the felon have so much energy? He was well arrested!"
"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"
"Ever have to pee SO bad that you're surprised that what comes out isn't mostly blood?"
"What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall? Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)"
"My husband just had a heart attack during climax He was nearly there - but then he was nearly gone."
"Why did the plant get sentenced to death? Cause bush did 9/11"