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Joke of the Day
"Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality. "
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"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? I can't gargle sand."
"Your mother Fucks for bricks to build your sister a whore house."
"What is green and has cake? Grass. The cake is a lie."
"Everybody who has played Russian Roulette will tell you it's safe. Well, at least 5/6 people will."
"A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in the first grade, who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18."
"What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails"
"WHY DID YOUR MUM ASK FOR FOOD? Edward Macaroni fork"
"What is a tresspasser's least favorite number? The number 86. (No seriously. Google ""86"".)"
"How are black people similar to tornadoes? They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood."